How wrong ad placement can hurt your Brand...Learn from Zong : Hilarious

How wrong ad placement can hurt your Brand...Learn from Zong : Hilarious

Chum Chum Chum - Funny SMS

Chum Chum Chum
Aath AAnay ki Chalia,
Aath AAnay ka Paan,

Chal Meray Ghoray Pakistan,
Pakistan main Peoples Party,
Us ki Leader Benazir,

Benazir Ko Goli Lagi,
Bakhtawar, Asifa Ronay Lagi,

Rotay Rotay Book Lagi,
Kha lay Bilawal MoongPhali,

Moong Phali main Dana Nahi,
Zardari Kisi Ka Nana Nahi,

Pakistani Achay,
Musharaf Bhai Sachay,

Sachay Sachay Jaaengay
Sheikh Rashid ki Dulhan Laengay,

Codoleza Kali,
So Nakhron Wali,

Ek Joota Chhooth Gaya
Bush Ka Moonh Soojh Gaya

Sardar Jee Jokes Collection - Best Jokes

1. You should be sure the person is Sardar when he: 

• puts lipstick on the forehead because he wants to make up his mind. 

• gets stabbed in a shoot-out. 

• sends a fax with a postage stamp on it. 

• tries to drown a fish in water.

• thinks socialism means partying. 

• trips over a cordless phone. 

• takes a ruler to bed to see how long he slept. 

• At the bottom of the application where it says "Sign Here" he puts "Sagittarius.". 

• studies for a blood test and fails. 

• sells the car for gas money.

• misses the 44 bus, and takes the 22 twice instead. 

• drives to the airport and sees a sign that said, "Airport left", he turns around and goes home. 

• gets locked in Furniture Shop and sleeps on the floor. 

2. Q: "Have you ever read Shakespeare?"Sardar: "No, who wrote it?"

3. Sardar ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces. "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."

4. Why did 18 sardarjis go to a movie?

Because below 18 was not allowed. 

5. How do you measure a Sardar's intelligence?

Stick a tire pressure gauge in his ear 

6. What do you do when a Sardar throws a pin at you? 

Run like Hell....he's got a hand grenade in his mouth. 

7. How do you make a Sardar laugh on Saturday? 

Tell him a joke on Wednesday. 

8. What is the Sardar doing when he holds his hands tightly over his ears?

Trying to hold on to a thought. 

9. Why do Sardars work seven days a week?

So you don't have to re-train them on Monday. 

10. Why can't Sardars make ice cubes?

They always forget the recipe. 

11. How did the Sardar try to kill the bird? 

He threw it off a cliff. 

12. What do you call 10 Sardars standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel.

13. What do you see when you look into a Sardar's eyes?

The back of his head. 

14. What do you do when a Sardar throws a hand grenade at you? 

Pull the pin and throw it back. 

15. What do you call a sardar who drinks only beer? 

Just-beer Singh ('T' silent!). 

16. What do you call a sardar who has only one drink?

Just-one Singh.

17. Why does Sardar always smile during lightning storms? 

They think their picture is being taken.

18. Why does Sardar have "TGIF" written on their shoes?

Toes Go In First. 

19. How can you tell when Sardar sends you a fax? 

It has a stamp on it.

20. Why can't Sardar dial 911?

They can not find the eleven on the phone 

21. How do you get Sardar on the roof?

Tell him the drinks are on the house.

22. "Oh, look at the dead bird." 

Sardar looked skyward and said "Where, Where? 

23. What do smart Sardar and UFOs have in common? 

You always hear about them but you never see them. 

24. Why does it take longer to build a Sardar snowman as opposed to a regular one?You have to hollow out the head. TO LOOSE WEIGHT...The doctor told Sardarji that if he ran eight kilometers a day for 300 days, he would loose 34 kilos. At the end of 300 days, Sardarji called the doctor to report he had lost the weight, but he had a problem. "What's the problem?" asked the doctor. "I'm 2400 kms from home."

Sardar Ji Jokes Collection

1
Boss: Where were you born?
Sardar: India..
Boss: which part?
Sardar: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India.

2
2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb
explodes while fixing.
Sardar 2: Dont worry, I have one more.

3
Sardar: What is the name of your car?
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.
Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.

4
Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Sardar: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.

5
Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken.
Sardar: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.

6
At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!
Sardar: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?

7

Sardar: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
Sardar: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is 'All India Radio! '

8

NOW THE LAST TWO ULTIMATE:
In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Sardar: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. .....
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Sardar: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...

9

Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Sardar: An old king's skeleton.
Tourist: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it?
Sardar: That was same king's skeleton when he was a child.